life is like a box of timelines

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pitbolshevik
pitbolshevik

the annoying thing is that people are misinterpreting misty's reaction to ben trying to kill himself as like her being this master manipulator

like...no!!! that scene was supposed to show us that for all of misty's craziness, she still is just a kid. as nuts as she is, she doesn't like get any enjoyment out of people dying. she was clearly devastated by crystal even though she had literally threatened to kill her immediately beforehand, she was obviously very upset about the baby and even though she poisoned ben and did spend a lot of the first season (mostly unsuccessfully) trying to manipulate him, i think was genuinely devastated and terrified by the idea of him dying

and most importantly i think that's why he didnt do it. ever since the girls ate jackie ben has been mentally checked out and a lot less sympathetic than he was in the first season. like, there's a very clear difference between how he treated then pre-snackie vs now. like at some point he stopped seeing them as the terrified traumatized children they are and more as the likely cause of his death. misty crying and begging him not to kill himself while making absolutely ridiculous childish threats sort of, i think, reminded him that oh shit these are still a bunch of scared children in the middle of the fucking woods that might need him

that was my read!!! If he was gonna do it I was BEGGING him to do so in private letting misty walk him back from the edge shows he still cares even if he wishes he couldn’t yellowjackets also I’m not about much Sammi slander because she sold that scene
poltergeiszt
poltergeiszt

you can play catch but only with me. violence is a tool only i get to use. ooh lets do this on the swing so our father son bonding moment looks more cinematic, so it’s staged right, so i can play the role of father, husband, hero, superman. huddle in your cold bed in our cold house with your cold parents and your cold food because god only gives you what you need. be grateful. don’t whine. this is enough. tell me it’s enough.

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richiemorty
richiemorty

the way that barry literally has main character syndrome to the max this man is so sick in the head. oh lets do this on the swing, because in the movie of my life thats playing in my head, the one that im currently directing and starring in in my mind, this shot will look soo good. this will be such a cinematic moment just me and my son while i lie to him about being a hero. im SICK!!! this is what tiktok "romanticize your own life" does to a mf

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I cannot believe that the other non-Tai/Nat/Akilah Yellowjackets weren’t doing SHIT

i totally get the Lottie-led Wilderness Prayer Circle thing, definitely cling to anything to survive psychologically at that point

but after that??? Travis go get more firewood Ben start ripping up rags Gen and Melissa start collecting water Mari make a fire outside to boil more water, DO SOMETHING

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